Mystical Roundabout of Morons

Without turning this into a fully fledged road-rage blog, I feel I must vent my anger at some motorists who make use of a perfectly normal roundabout just 2 minutes walk from my flat. For if I do not, I fear I might explode.

This particular roundabout is the entry point to the ferry terminal which connects Newcastle to Amsterdam and Norway or Denmark or whatever it's called and for some reason, every foreign motorist suddenly throws the highway code out of their window and negotiates this roundabout by driving in the outside lane as far away from the centre of it as possible, all the way round to the second exit so that they're effectively turning right.

And by "foreign motorist", I mean anyone who doesn't live in my estate in North Shields. So that's everyone who has come from outside the UK or is from the UK and going outside it on holiday. This roundabout must have some magical properties which cause any holiday makers within a 50 yard range to suddenly become attached to some centrifugal force and be unable to stay in the correct lane.

I've actually seen some pretty horrific driving around roundabouts here that makes me want to climb through my sunroof wearing a bandana and fire a rocket launcher up the tailpipe of the next arse who cuts me up on a multi-lane roundabout because they just cannot comprehend exactly which lane they're supposed to be in.

It's just as well I've got some Rage Against The Machine in the car to calm me down..

Well, now - where's my site gone then?

In case anyone actually reads this, my site appears to be back now. It's been down since the latter half of November (something to do with the webserver's hard drive exploding in a fit of rage) and now it's back. However, I've completely lost all my blog posts that I worked so hard to muster from the darkest and dankest corners of my cerebral cortex. Do not fear! I'm using the power of Google to retrieve some post content from their site cache. Yeah, that might take a while. So what have I been up to in the meantime?

  • Been subject to a horrendous (and surprising) hike in rent, forcing us to move out of our flat and contemplate buying our first house, after moving in with my girlfriend's parents for four months
  • Suffered the horrible side-effects of a World Of Warcraft addiction (more specifically my girlfriend's), and the embarrasment of not being able to defeat her in a duel
  • Having a petty email argument with a colleague after challenging one of his programming ideas (he did ask for opinions)
  • Almost topping myself after trying to negotiate the Christmas traffic at the Metrocentre on a Sunday afternoon

Hopefully nothing out of the ordinary will happen in the next few weeks whilst we pack boxes, take down furniture and cram the contents of our flat into the boot of my car. Screw you, Landlord!